PART ONE:
Sunday, 5 June 2011
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
Monday, 23 May 2011
Friday, 20 May 2011
FLASH MOB...literally
Well diddle my skittle and call me Kitty! We got us a bunch of flashers in town.
What! Who! When!...and just plain WHAT?
That's right, i said flashers. Guys and gals who wanna get freaky and show you what they got.
This is the part where you say.....
......FLASHERS!
Aw hell no! call 999! Police! call the moms and their rolling pins! call the monkeys!
CALL SOMEBODY! THERE ARE FLASHERS IN TOWN!
but HANG ON there! don't get your piddles in a twist (ouch.)
it might be worth your while to hang around, plant both butt-cheeks on that seat and sit tight.
These guys and gals are bringing on a real show.
A real peep-treat you won't wanna miss.
All's i can say is, you might wanna hang around Bukit Bintang one of these weekends.
You might get lucky (ha!) and catch one of the first ones.
keep those butt-cheeks clenched!
What! Who! When!...and just plain WHAT?
That's right, i said flashers. Guys and gals who wanna get freaky and show you what they got.
This is the part where you say.....
......FLASHERS!
Aw hell no! call 999! Police! call the moms and their rolling pins! call the monkeys!
CALL SOMEBODY! THERE ARE FLASHERS IN TOWN!
but HANG ON there! don't get your piddles in a twist (ouch.)
it might be worth your while to hang around, plant both butt-cheeks on that seat and sit tight.
These guys and gals are bringing on a real show.
A real peep-treat you won't wanna miss.
All's i can say is, you might wanna hang around Bukit Bintang one of these weekends.
You might get lucky (ha!) and catch one of the first ones.
keep those butt-cheeks clenched!
Monday, 16 May 2011
So those stickers
Good to see people are finally starting to take notice, I don't know what I'd be without my team of helpful minions >:)
In any case though, rumors have been escalating about a "flasher" in Cyberjaya; did it take you guys this long to figure out it was me? Or wait, maybe you haven't caught me yet. I don't know, Mr. Higher Authority, do you think a warning would send me away? You can't get rid of me, really. There's a little bit of me in everyone after all.
Some of us just choose to expose, that's all.
What're you going to do about it hmm?
I'll tell you what though, in a few months, you'll see who you're really up against. Me and the army I'm slowly amassing.
In any case though, rumors have been escalating about a "flasher" in Cyberjaya; did it take you guys this long to figure out it was me? Or wait, maybe you haven't caught me yet. I don't know, Mr. Higher Authority, do you think a warning would send me away? You can't get rid of me, really. There's a little bit of me in everyone after all.
Some of us just choose to expose, that's all.
What're you going to do about it hmm?
I'll tell you what though, in a few months, you'll see who you're really up against. Me and the army I'm slowly amassing.
Thursday, 12 May 2011
Have you heard?
It's always nice to know that one is being talked about in campus.
I overheard these two girls talking about me and my 'escapades'. Not to sound weird or anything, but I'm glad people are finally picking up on what I'm doing. It's like being popular. I like that.
I can't wait for the coming months so that I can show everyone just what I'm really up to.
Watch this space people. And definitely watch out for a guy named Adam; I might just come around and make you my latest victim ;)
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